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Terms and Conditions

Terms & Conditions:

By purchasing on this site,you automatically accept our terms and conditions and acknowledge that you are of the consensual age of 18 or over.

Ooey Gooey'Ed (OG) has two (2) types of memberships available for you to enact your constitutional rights to consume cannabis, as
set out in the court ruling.


PAY AS YOU GO (P.A.Y.G) and or an ANNUAL RENEWABLE MEMBERSHIP (A.R.M) which entitles you to additional benefits.
In order to facilitate your right to access the highest quality cannabis, and to establish a fair use policy, each one of our products have
the membership fee calculated in at a % of the cost.
This is payable in instalments as calculated by the mg strength indicated on all packaging, as set out in the pricing structure of each
product within the range.


P.A.Y.G. membership does not overburden you as the client with monthly or annual membership fees, nor limit you to access only through a club facility, that you may or may not utilize, and may or may not be able to afford.


Everyone has the right to the highest quality cannabis products regardless of budget, lack of expertise, limited access to land or
knowledge of cannabis farming techniques, expert infusion and baking techniques and practices.


Our P.A.Y.G membership allows you to contribute towards the grow automatically and thereby authorize us to utilize your % of the grow to extract and infuse the cannabis into the end product you will select, and personally use, which will vary from time to time. 

Your preference in this instance being within our range of OG edibles.

You only pay for what you use.


By purchasing any OG product you automatically become an OG P.A.Y.G. member regardless of mg strength, regularity of use or
instalment fee paid, as what you are paying for is not the Cannabis, but the services rendered and other ingredients & processes to
bring you the end product, inter alia but not limited to:


The P.A.Y.G membership enables a fair use policy, as each end use product automatically contributes towards the grow, rent of land, cultivation and harvest of plants, allocated to the OG grow club on behalf of its members, to ensure consistency in quality, safety and efficacy.


Membership fees are paid over to the grow facility and extract partners as OG deems necessary to facilitate the upkeep and access of the full range of OG products, on behalf of any member that may at any given time request access to their cannabis within our product range availability.


OG memberships are ONLY applicable to OG edibles. We DO NOT facilitate access to bud, dab or any other form of cannabis consumption.


A.R.M OG memberships are available at an additional cost of R600/annum and qualifies you for a number of benefits as a V.I.P. or Preferred Member only.


This fee is over and above the % on each product already calculated and entitles members to a plethora of additional benefits.


A.R.M fees are renewed annually in January of the following New Year. A.R.M. fees commence in the month that you join and the
balance of the payments are calculated from the commencement month, to the January of the following year;

 i.e. if you join in March
you will only pay from March to the following January.
A.R.M. fees qualify you for the following benefits as a V.I.P member- which may change from time to time-which notice will be given.


• Preferred membership loyalty discounts.
• Preferred membership referral discounts.
• Tuperweed parties at discounted rates.
• Canna Doodle events, sessions and workshops at discounted rates.
• Monthly surprise cake box at special rates.
• Customised infused or non-infused birthday/wedding cakes.
• Preference on new product launches, sales, and promotions.
• Access to website information, articles and videos.
• Online ordering facilities and courier /delivery services.


Please indicate your preferred membership
A.R.M-Annual Renewable Membership...................

P.A.Y.G. Pay As You Go Membership...................

I agree to the terms and conditions as set out above & give OG and their grow facility partners permission to maintain the land, cultivate, harvest, extract, infuse, and bake with my % of the cannabis grow for use by myself for the numerous health and wellness
benefits, indicative of cannabis use, for my physical, mental and spiritual well-being, for which I choose cannabis infused edibles only
as my preferred method of consumption.


 

 

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